Should I be glad that I’m left-handed, or… ?

What is the sound of power that is blue?

Somebody should cheer the power up.

Again, not Turklish, just wtf:

Somebody explain to me why that was allowed to be printed on boxer shorts.

You get what you pay for:

Although after you’ve paid for the corrective leg braces, I guess the feet can hardly be considered free.

Yeah, I suppose it makes sense that there would be a good deal of speed inside the energy world… or Red Bull, inside the less hardcore energy world.

Here’s a selection of photos from my recent trip to the Antalya museum:

View the entire uncut set here.

View the entire remixed set here.

Clearly raves have changed from when I was of raving age:

Here’s a good old-fashioned wtf:

He’s urban, he’s chic— the amazing Genuini!

In case it helps, that word stitched in sequins over “quickly” is “glory.” Because that’s really going to help you a lot, yeah?